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||[Oct. 22nd, 2008|01:29 pm]
The Text Adventures of Sir Hilldo!
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...because the newest episode of Sir Hilldo will be posted on Monday!
Here's a teaser, to keep you interested...
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Things are beginning to get back to normal. First and foremost, you have been reunited with your horse, kitty kitty is no longer hiding in your crotch pocket and Grace proved that she may actually like you by coming to rescue you. Second, you are naked and more often than not, that's a good thing. In fact, you try to even think about bad times that you've had when you were naked.
There was that time you woke up in a fountain and ended up in jail... you guess that was bad.
There was that other time when you woke up cuddling a sheep. You're pretty sure that you didn't do anything to the sheep that you would be ashamed of (granted you aren't ashamed of much) but it was cold out and the sheep was warm so it seemed like the right idea at the time.
And then there was the time with the 3 sailors and and an oar...your thoughts are interrupted as Grace begins to speak.
"We need something to get the bat shit off of you...oh hey look, bubble bath!"
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More of this next week, so stay tuned! Tell your friends! Donate baked goods to the Needy Sir Hilldo Authors' Fund!!