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A valentines day gift from Sir Hilldo [Feb. 13th, 2009|11:20 am]
The Text Adventures of Sir Hilldo!

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Well, I don't think I've posted anything in this community yet this year...but I have one for the archives. A short and sweet Sir Hilldo episode, with the main character being none other than kitty kitty. This was written for a "kiss meme" I believe...you'll understand by the end



You are sleeping in the sunlight, only to be awakened by a sound near you. You awake to see that Sir Hilldo in his usual grace (bwaha) has knocked over his shield.

He has also now noticed that you are awake, and has knelt on the floor near you. "Who's a kitty! Who's a little snookum darling kitty kat!" He says in that high pitched voice you love so much.

> Me! I'm the kitty!
> Jump to your feet with much kitty exuberance.

You exclaim loudly. "ME! I'M THE KITTY!" but it simply comes out as "MEOWWW!" You jump to your feet and proceed to stand on your back legs and wave your paws around in the air. This entertains both of you for quite some time.

It's at this point that you realize you have a 'kitty need' you need to fulfill.

> Poop

No, wrong kitty need.

> Claw Stuff?

Wrong again!

> Oh, eat!

Right! You let out a loud meow to indicate that it's feeding time. Unfortunately for you Sir Hilldo is in a playful mood, and says "OH, do you want to eat? OH do you?" But doesn't produce any food.

> Meow louder!

Sir Hilldo just repeats his taunt from the time before.

> Read Sir Hilldo's thoughts, maybe you could change forms into something scarier

You read Sir Hilldo's thoughts. He is of course thinking of pussy, and this does you absolutely no good.

> Claw at leg.

You claw at Sir Hilldo's leg, but he was prepared, and is wearing his armor. Your attempt causes him to laugh, and he says "Sorry Kitty, I shouldn't be so mean." and gives you a giant hunk of mandrake root. By the first bite, all is forgotten.

You finish eating, and Sir Hilldo is lying on the bed.

> Jump on bed
> Cuddle on his chest

You jump on the bed, and proceed to lay down on his chest. He pet's you a little bit and all is good in the world, until he starts hacking. He has apparently gotten some kitty hair in his mouth. You look over at him as he continues coughing, sticking his tongue out trying to get rid of the hair.

> Lick Tongue

For some odd reason, you decide to try and lick his tongue, and actually succeed. He stops coughing and is now giving you a what the fuck are you doing look as you are now touching tongues.

It's at this point that Grace walks in the door, and you both turn to look at her. Apparently you both look guilty as she goes "What? What were you two doing?"

Silence.

Followed by laughter, first Sir Hilldo, then you (cat laughter?) then Grace. Everyone sighs, and life returns to normal.



And in case you've missed any of the previous 7 parts of the story...here are links to them all so go read them if you haven't!!!

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
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[User Picture]From: first_seventhe
2009-02-13 05:03 pm (UTC)
No, but I predict she'll be here in a few minutes. She likes to smack me when I'm sitting at the computer. That sounds decidedly kinky.
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[User Picture]From: hilldo
2009-02-13 05:42 pm (UTC)
Hmm, I may steal that move from her. Sevsmack ability acquired from kitty kitty.
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[User Picture]From: first_seventhe
2009-02-13 05:53 pm (UTC)
It's the kind of smack you'd like... the butt kind. She comes up next to the chair, gets up on her hind legs, and bats my ass!
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[User Picture]From: hilldo
2009-02-13 05:54 pm (UTC)
Ha...yes! I find it largely unacceptable to smack any other part of you, for the record (like you didn't know that).

And wtf, had I known you'd be sitting in front of your computer for so long I would've emailed you back!
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[User Picture]From: first_seventhe
2009-02-13 06:00 pm (UTC)
There's still time! I'm reorganizing all of my photos. I did a 1000+ photo dump off of the camera last weekend because this is just ridiculous.
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[User Picture]From: hilldo
2009-02-13 06:01 pm (UTC)
Yeah when your memory card died you would've just been pissed.

And perhaps I'll get right on that. :P
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[User Picture]From: first_seventhe
2009-02-13 06:18 pm (UTC)
There are some really funny pictures in here. I still smile every time I see some of them. Photos of Jason = never getting old!
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[User Picture]From: hilldo
2009-02-13 06:24 pm (UTC)
Haha, he is good at getting himself into weird photogenic situations. :)
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[User Picture]From: first_seventhe
2009-02-13 06:42 pm (UTC)
I just went through the ones from the Cheers Halloween show. STILL LAUGHING.
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[User Picture]From: hilldo
2009-02-13 06:50 pm (UTC)
I hope those were on your computer and not on your camera still, cause that would just be sad.

I vaguely remember those.
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[User Picture]From: first_seventhe
2009-02-13 06:53 pm (UTC)
They were on the computer, just in a different unorganized folder. That was Fat Cop! HOW CAN YOU FORGET FAT COP!
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[User Picture]From: hilldo
2009-02-13 07:01 pm (UTC)
I didn't forget fat cop. I think i may actually have all your pictures too since you gave your camera to us since obviously you couldn't play and take pictures at the same time.

Unless we gave you a helmet cam or something. hehe. "Hey, all the pictures from Jessy's helmet cam are of people's butts!"
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[User Picture]From: first_seventhe
2009-02-13 07:04 pm (UTC)
Hey, then everybody would know what I'm staring at during Bogdog practice!! :(
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[User Picture]From: hilldo
2009-02-13 07:08 pm (UTC)
Mine would be funny as I'm pretty sure everyone makes a face at me whenever I'm looking at them. I don't look at Jason very often, so when I do he is always like "What. WHAT?!? I'm playing really!"
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[User Picture]From: first_seventhe
2009-02-13 07:12 pm (UTC)
I kind of stare off into space when I'm actually playing... I'm sure I'm supposed to be actually looking at the drum I am hitting or something, but I always end up with my eyes glazed over.
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[User Picture]From: hilldo
2009-02-13 07:18 pm (UTC)
You are just focused on what you are doing.

Either that or thinking about eating taco bell.
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[User Picture]From: first_seventhe
2009-02-13 07:27 pm (UTC)
Both. And sometimes I am trying to hear what other people are playing. ;)
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[User Picture]From: hilldo
2009-02-13 07:34 pm (UTC)
Here's what I've learned.

Enjoyment of playing music is inversely proportional to how much you listen while playing.
or
Ignorance is bliss. :)
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[User Picture]From: first_seventhe
2009-02-13 07:38 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHA. Thank you, Sage Hilldo! ;)

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[User Picture]From: hilldo
2009-02-13 07:42 pm (UTC)
*bows*

I've also learned drummers play better with no pants.
However beware, any performance gains may be offset by the bass player being unable to stop drooling on himself if such things occurred.
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[User Picture]From: first_seventhe
2009-02-13 07:47 pm (UTC)
I hope you're joking! That seat would stick to my ass in a very unsexy way!!
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[User Picture]From: hilldo
2009-02-13 07:54 pm (UTC)
Yeah cause I really expect you to play drums with no pants on. I bet that'd go over well.

I wonder what the guy from no doubt does, he plays naked. Must have a non vinyl (or whatever it is) seat.
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[User Picture]From: first_seventhe
2009-02-13 07:57 pm (UTC)
Maybe an ass blanket or something
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[User Picture]From: hilldo
2009-02-13 08:08 pm (UTC)
I'll be your ass blanket

Wtf did that even mean.
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