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A valentines day gift from Sir Hilldo [Feb. 13th, 2009|11:20 am]
The Text Adventures of Sir Hilldo!

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Well, I don't think I've posted anything in this community yet this year...but I have one for the archives. A short and sweet Sir Hilldo episode, with the main character being none other than kitty kitty. This was written for a "kiss meme" I believe...you'll understand by the end



You are sleeping in the sunlight, only to be awakened by a sound near you. You awake to see that Sir Hilldo in his usual grace (bwaha) has knocked over his shield.

He has also now noticed that you are awake, and has knelt on the floor near you. "Who's a kitty! Who's a little snookum darling kitty kat!" He says in that high pitched voice you love so much.

> Me! I'm the kitty!
> Jump to your feet with much kitty exuberance.

You exclaim loudly. "ME! I'M THE KITTY!" but it simply comes out as "MEOWWW!" You jump to your feet and proceed to stand on your back legs and wave your paws around in the air. This entertains both of you for quite some time.

It's at this point that you realize you have a 'kitty need' you need to fulfill.

> Poop

No, wrong kitty need.

> Claw Stuff?

Wrong again!

> Oh, eat!

Right! You let out a loud meow to indicate that it's feeding time. Unfortunately for you Sir Hilldo is in a playful mood, and says "OH, do you want to eat? OH do you?" But doesn't produce any food.

> Meow louder!

Sir Hilldo just repeats his taunt from the time before.

> Read Sir Hilldo's thoughts, maybe you could change forms into something scarier

You read Sir Hilldo's thoughts. He is of course thinking of pussy, and this does you absolutely no good.

> Claw at leg.

You claw at Sir Hilldo's leg, but he was prepared, and is wearing his armor. Your attempt causes him to laugh, and he says "Sorry Kitty, I shouldn't be so mean." and gives you a giant hunk of mandrake root. By the first bite, all is forgotten.

You finish eating, and Sir Hilldo is lying on the bed.

> Jump on bed
> Cuddle on his chest

You jump on the bed, and proceed to lay down on his chest. He pet's you a little bit and all is good in the world, until he starts hacking. He has apparently gotten some kitty hair in his mouth. You look over at him as he continues coughing, sticking his tongue out trying to get rid of the hair.

> Lick Tongue

For some odd reason, you decide to try and lick his tongue, and actually succeed. He stops coughing and is now giving you a what the fuck are you doing look as you are now touching tongues.

It's at this point that Grace walks in the door, and you both turn to look at her. Apparently you both look guilty as she goes "What? What were you two doing?"

Silence.

Followed by laughter, first Sir Hilldo, then you (cat laughter?) then Grace. Everyone sighs, and life returns to normal.



And in case you've missed any of the previous 7 parts of the story...here are links to them all so go read them if you haven't!!!

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: hilldo
2009-02-13 08:08 pm (UTC)
I'll be your ass blanket

Wtf did that even mean.
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